Mike Billy

My prediction for the final four: Melanie, Nicholas, Amanda, and Trevin.

Best part of today’s episode of 30 Rock? Jack Donaghy reading from The Fountainhead at Liz Lemon’s wedding.

It was a short passage that that suits his character: ”“But you see,” said Roark quietly, “… I’ve chosen the work I want to do… and I can find the joy only if I do my work in the best way possible to me.”“

Ewoking Dead

Zombie-scented cologne would have been so much easier

Ok, after watching the second episode of The Walking Dead I’m left wondering why no one has thought to create zombie-scented cologne that would trick the monsters into thinking you are one of them. What? Are there no capitalists left in this post-apocalyptic world? This seems like a major market failure that I don’t think would have occurred in real life. The writers are going to have to do better if they want me to find this story believable. 

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I’m watching The Walking Dead

“Watching the pilot and I just saw the scene where the protagonist kills his first zombie with a baseball bat. Exasperated, he falls to his knees and another character asks “Are you ok?” to which he replies “Need a moment.” I seriously expected him to pull out a Twix and start munching on it.”

This is the only way the new Star Wars movie will be any good. 

Dexter doesn’t like rehab

After watching last night’s episode of Dexter I couldn’t help but think of that Amy Winehouse song about rehab. Except, when Dexter doesn’t want something it could turn out really bad for the person trying to force it on him. Maybe Dexter will finish what the Trinity Killer’s daughter couldn’t.