Mike Billy

Check out this graph (via The Cato Institute) of what the sequester cuts actually look like. Notice how spending is still increasing. So next time you hear that the budget is being slashed to death by Michael Myers-esque Republicans in a Capitol Hill rendition of an 80s horror flick you can can look at whoever is saying that and laugh. Unlike the airheaded blonde in those movies who always makes the dumbest decisions, the country will survive.

Scumbag Boehbama

President Obama and Speaker John Boehner both claim to be for transparent government, but neither will release the details of their backroom dealings.

Josh Romney wants your vote

Liberals always say that Ronald Reagan would be unelectable in today’s Republican Party. I wonder if John F. Kennedy would be electable in today’s Democratic Party with “radical” ideas like this. 

Obamney 2012

Love that this is a front page above-the-fold headline in USA Today. 

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Now that’s a political party I could get behind! Though I’d prefer to replace “cocktail” with “beer.”